Sunday, May 2, 2010

Beware




The free weights and weight machines at Urban Active should be very, very scared. I'm going to arrive, pants on fire, come May 14, ready to lift like a Caterpillar machine. Lady Gaga's remix cd is due to arrive then in the mail, ordered off the internet. It's not being carried on iTunes - WTF?? It includes 16 - SIXTEEN!!!! - tracks which might blow up my iPod!! I know that, at the very least, the music will fuel my destructive abilities, creating all kinds of chaos, including acts of superhuman power. They may need to pry me off the ceiling. All I can say is that when I press 'play,' look out, dudes. And if anyone wants to borrow the disc, just let me know. At your own peril, of course.

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