Buffalo

The second competition I'm signed up for is Oct. 23 in Buffalo. I just booked my hotel, filled out the application form and - check this out - scheduled my lie detector test! Yes, they make every competitor submit to a test where they'll ask about any drug usage. I will happily oblige. Anything to ensure that "natural" means natural. No anabolic steroids, growth hormone, prescription diuretics, depressant drugs, narcotics, muscle implants (??) and clenbuterol, all banned. The sponsor of this show takes the matter very seriously and I have loads of respect for him. It's only fair for apples to compete with apples and not rotten cores.